Fix What's Actually Broken, Not Just Your Symptoms

Comprehensive root-cause testing and protocols for founders and high-achievers who are done with guesswork, generic advice, and Band-Aid solutions.

You've Tried Everything. Nothing Sticks.

You're eating clean. Taking $400/month in supplements. Sleeping 7 hours. Training consistently.

But you still wake up exhausted. Brain fog by 2pm. Hormones all over the place.

Your doctor says your labs are "fine." Influencers promise miracle protocols. Meanwhile, you're burning through time and money on solutions that don't address what's actually broken.

Here's what's really happening:

  • Your supplements are treating symptoms, not root causes

  • Standard blood lab miss critical information

  • Parasites, heavy metals, and toxins are sabotaging your hard work

  • Mineral imbalances are blocking everything else from working

You don't need another protocol. You need to understand why your body isn't responding.

Burnout-Proof: 20-Week Reset Program

For Founders & High-Performers Who Can't Afford to Slow Down

You're grinding 60+ hour weeks building something that matters. Traditional health advice tells you to "just take a break" or "find work-life balance", but that's not realistic when you're obsessed with your mission.

This program is designed specifically for driven professionals who need to optimize their health WITHOUT compromising their performance or goals.

This 20-Week Program Focuses On:

  • Deep Cellular Energy Restoration

  • High-Performance Stress Management

  • Effortless Nutrition Optimization

  • Life Optimization Around Your Goals

  • Comprehensive Testing & Assessment

The Goal: Keep you performing at your absolute highest level while building a body that can sustain your ambitions long-term.

Supplement Strategy
Program

This Program Focuses On:

  • A Full Audit of Your Current Stack

  • Advanced Functional Lab Testing

  • Personalized Protocol Design

  • Expert Sourcing & Practitioner-Only Access

  • 1 Month of Email Support

The Goal: Eliminate guesswork, uncover exactly what your body needs, and give you a plan that actually delivers results.

For Health-Conscious High Performers
Who Don’t Have Time for Trial and Error

Tried every brand with no results? Stuck in analysis paralysis? We cut through the noise with a data-driven plan built from your labs, goals, and health history. Get a targeted protocol, expert-only formulas, and a clear path forward, so every supplement works harder for you.

In-Home Toxin
Audit & ReseT

For Health-Conscious New Yorkers Who Won’t Tolerate a Toxic Home

You eat clean and train hard, but invisible toxins in your home are working against you.

From cookware to air and water, we uncover the hidden toxins and give you a clear plan to eliminate them. No guesswork. No overwhelm. Just a safer space that helps you and your family thrive.

This In-Home Reset Focuses On:

  • Room-by-Room Toxin Testing & Assessment

  • Air, Water, Pantry & Product Audits

  • EMF Exposure Identification

  • Custom Detox Plan with Curated Swaps

  • Ongoing Virtual Support & Guidance

The Goal: Create a low-toxin sanctuary that supports your energy, immunity, and hormones, without adding stress to your routine.

**NYC-Based Clients Only

Advanced hair renewal

This Program Focuses On:

  • Comprehensive testing and assessment.

  • Restoring the body’s ability to grow healthy hair.

  • Nutrition tailored to your unique needs.

  • Identifying lifestyle and environmental disruptors.

  • A custom growth plan with targeted therapies.

For Anyone Who Wants Their Hairline, and Confidence, Back

Thinning, shedding, or early greying isn’t aging or only genetic, it’s your body sending a message.

We uncover the factors affecting your hair, address them at the source, and give you a clear plan to restore its health. No gimmicks or prescriptions. No endless trial and error. Just stronger, healthier hair that lasts.

This Practice Is Not For Everyone

I work with clients who are:

  • Committed to root-cause investigation: not quick fixes or symptom management

  • Willing to invest in comprehensive testing: because guessing is expensive

  • Ready to implement protocols consistently: change requires follow-through

  • Building for long-term optimization: not chasing 30-day transformations

  • Tired of conflicting advice: and ready for expert-guided clarity

If you're looking for:

  • A meal plan and generic supplement list

  • Someone to tell you what you want to hear

  • Overnight results with zero effort

  • The cheapest option available

We're not the right fit.

If you're ready for:

  • Actual answers about what's wrong

  • A customized protocol based on YOUR data

  • An expert who's been in your shoes

  • Sustainable health that supports your ambitions

Let's talk.

About Me

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About Me *

Hi, I’m Val, an NYC–based integrative health practitioner who’s been in your shoes. After struggling for years with PCOS, thyroid autoimmunity, endometriosis, POTS, and mold illness, I grew tired of band-aid fixes and one-size-fits-all protocols that never got to the root.

Through advanced labs, environmental assessments, and targeted protocols, I personally overcame each of these challenges, and now apply that expertise to build root-cause strategies that deliver real, lasting change.

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